Where, oh where, have all the PS3′s gone?

Saturday, February 27, 2010 | 7:02 PM

I just spent the last hour in an futile attempt to track down a PS3. I first went to a GameStop, no luck. I then tried going to a Best Buy (that called 3 other area stores), no luck. After that, I braved The Mall and went a couple stores there, including another GameStop, again, no luck. I then went to a Target, who, unsuccessfully, tried 2 other stores, all no dice. I then called 2 Wal-Marts, nothing, all out.

After this disappointment, I came home. And then a lightbulb went off. "I'll try the ever-in-stock NewEgg" … was I surprised to "Auto-Notify" beside each of the PS3 versions…

What has the world come to when a gamer can't get his fix, I ask you? It's inhumane! It's unscrupulous! It's devilish! It's… it's…. genius marketing. SMILEY

There's only been one other time that I've seen a shortage of game consoles, and especially of the Playstation variety. When there is one of two things coming down the pipeline. Either a new model is about to come out, i.e. PS4 or, at the least, PS3.5. Or, and the far more likely, it's a plan to drive up hype to get even more interest in the best console out on the market today.

There has been a standing rivalry between the Playstations of old and every other console that has come out. Even when the Playstation was the new kid on the block, it was coming up against the big dogs. The original Nintendo, the Sega Genesis/Saturn/Dreamcast. The Playstation outdid them all and is still growing strong.

Even when pitted against a massive monster like Microsoft with the XBox, then the XBox360, Playstation still held its own.

So, what would make a Gaming giant like Sony pull back on manufacturing and distribution of these beloved consoles? Maybe they aren't. Maybe Sony isn't behind any of this. Seriously.

It would be heralded as a brilliant marketing move, but, if truth came to light that this was all a planned marketing scheme, there would be a huge backlash. The only thing that would temper such a backlash would be the release of, either, a new system or an upgraded current system. ie.e a new PS4 or a PS3.5.

Personally, I think we gamers are to blame for my current suffering. Over the holidays, a whopping 1.36 million PS3 consoles sold. Think about that for a second. That many being taken off the shelves in a relative short period of time has now caused a shortage. (And my suffering. Have I mentioned that yet?)

Sony's communication boss, Patrick Seybold, was quoted:

We’re working very hard with our retail partners to meet consumer interest, but the demand is tremendously high for the PS3 and we expect tight inventory in the coming months…

There's no telling how long this "tight inventory" might last, but this is one gamer that is hoping it won't be long. One good thing to come away from this shortage is the fact that the PS3 is continuing to grow in popularity, even challenging the XBox360.

So, now that my rambling has come to an end, I must go a stare at the games that I bought earlier today in the hopes that I will be able to find that gleaming, illusive prize called a PS3.

Star Trek Online: Part Deux

Thursday, February 4, 2010 | 1:00 PM

Wow, it's been a while, huh? I've meant to post more often but this last month has been h-e-c-t-i-c. For those in the know, I was selling my house and (cheers for me) it sold last week. I tell ya, moving from a house to a third floor apartment, up 2 flights of stairs, is not fun. My back was killing me for the better part of the last week.

Now that my excuse-making is out of the way, to good stuff.

STO, or the non-game savvy, Star Trek Online. I have to say, the game is better than what I had thought it would be. I was afraid it would be nothing but an FPS with NPCs telling you what's going on. Thankfully, this isn't the case, at least not entirely.

The best part of the game for me, thus far, has been the space combat. The maneuvering and handling of your ship is actually quite intuitive. If you've ever played a space-based game, then you'll really enjoy this.

Granted, I've only been playing since Sunday and only for maybe a grand total of 8 hours, but I've managed to struggle to the high rank of Lieutenant 4. That's "newbie" status, FYI. There are 6 ranks: Ensign, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Commander, Commander, Caption and Admiral. Each rank has 10 levels which you have to progress through to get to the next rank. So, basically you have about 60 levels.

Now, all this praise of the space combat and flight doesn't mean that the ground content is bad, far from it. In just my 4 short levels I've battled Orions, Klingons, the Undine and, oh yes, the Borg. Let me tell ya, none of them were easy. Ok, maybe a little at the beginning, but that's just so you get hooked and keep playing. SMILEY

Keep an eye out here for more updates on my trek to strange new worlds, while I meet new civilizations and find new life.

Star Trek Online

Friday, December 11, 2009 | 4:03 PM

It's about time a new Sci Fi MMO came out! I like fantasy-based MMOs and all, but I'm definitely a Sci Fi guy!

From what I've heard, the game looks to be pretty cool. Imagine being your own Capt. James T. Kirk or Capt. Jean Luc Picard. At the command of your own starship exploring strange new worlds and seeking new civilizations! I know there are some out there that are already having their own personal nerd-gasm. SMILEY

But what if you don't want to be a stuffy ol' Federation dog? Well, you're in luck. You can also be a Klingon Warlord for the Empire! Seeking out your own glory and honor.

You'll get to visit distant and exotic planets and systems. Establishing communication and contacts with new worlds.

Ok, I know every geek has had the green woman fantasy, right? No? I'm the only one? No way. You can tell me…. Ok, fine.

I know you're lying. But I won't tell anyone.

Sadly, there may be Orion Slave Girls… but you don't get one.

Anyway.

You get to make the decisions. You make the choices that determine if your crew lives or dies. Do you save an alien race? Do you cause an interstellar incident? It's up to you.

Do you get in massive fire-fights? Do you vanquish your enemies for the glory of the Empire?

It's up to you.

Ode to Fishing

Wednesday, December 9, 2009 | 1:51 PM

Ok, not quite an "ode" as a funny. SMILEY

This guy just doesn't have the right luck when it comes to making a fishing show. Either he has the worst luck in showbiz or he just has a lot of outtakes.

Fishing Video
See more at CollegeHumor .

Funny thing

| 12:34 PM

Ok, this is in no way game or video or comic or travel related, but it's just too funny not to share with the readers abroad.

As is my usual, I was perusing ROFLrazzi.com and found this little gem. Enjoy or hate me. Either way, it's still hilarious.